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Post by Dr Demented on Feb 23, 2007 9:56:18 GMT -5
Some of us might be old enough to remember what used to be the greatest sex scene in movie history...when Charlie Sheen got rode by Kristy Swanson in The Chase.
Then came Crank, the movie that has surpassed that feat with one scene in Chinatown that made me want to fuck the hell out of Amy Smart even more than I already do...
This movie has it all...fast cuts, dark comedic elements, a shitload of action and amazing direction and acting. If you enjoyed The Transporter, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, etc. you'll enjoy the hell out of this flick.
The story is that Jason Statham has been injected with a rare Chinese poison that inhibits the adrenal gland...turning his heart into mush if he doesn't keep moving. He swears to kill his would-be murderer even if it's the last thing he does. Thus begins the non-stop action that has a surprise ending. He has to keep moving or he's dead...so he snorts coke, meth, nasal spray, way too much epinephrine for one man to handle, and some strange shit that a Haitian taxi-driver gives him...all while wreaking havoc through L.A.'s suburbs...it's great fun and the visuals are outstanding.
Available on DVD now...steal a copy for your collection today!
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