Post by Dr Demented on Feb 7, 2005 16:03:46 GMT -5
These lamer whiney bastards just really make me grind my teeth at night. I hate these people more than I hate Senator Kennedy.
;D
You've all seen the tv spots by now, right? If you watch any amount of television at all, you've seen these lame ads that show this little girl getting strapped into her car seat, then the windows rolling up as the "parental figure" lights up a cigarette and blows the smoke into their daughter's face...then the message says that you don't have to feel trapped by cigarette smoke and directs you to their limpy website.
Every time I see this ad, I hit the mute button. It just makes my blood boil. I mean, for one thing, having been a smoker for 15 years, I never saw ANY mother or father...no matter how many pack-a-day habit they had....smoking with the windows closed in the car. For all you non-smokers out there, I have news for you: To Smokers, it's all about routine. That's why it's so damn hard to quit! If you've always associated a nice smoke after an hour of fucking, then you're always gonna want a cigarette after you get laid. It doesn't stop there, though. We smokers don't stop there with our obsessive routines, no. For instance, when you're smoking in the car. The first thing you do is pull out a nice cancer stick...and relish the smell....mmmm. Pop that fugger in your mouth and roll your window down...just a crack, mind you, or the wind might blow your lighter out. THEN, you light that bitch up and close your eyes as your neurons start exploding...giving you that sensation that is as close to sex as you can legally get while driving down the road.
Did you notice the important part, though? The WINDOW GETS CRACKED. I don't care if you're George Burns...there isn't a smoker alive or dead who is going to sit around in a car full of smoke. Dope-smoke, yes. Cigarette smoke, hell no!
OK?! Now, here's the part that really puts the hair in the crack of my ass. These commercials aren't cheap, right? They are damn expensive. So, the way I see it...these stupid anti-smoking geeks have a lot of money, and are they providing food for the homeless? Are they helping to solve the social problems of this country? Fuck no! They're spending their ill-gotten gains on creating lies about tobacco and smokers. These lamer assmops are spending BILLIONS of dollars to tell smokers that they are inconsiderate dickheads. Well, some of us are...but to spend that much money on advertising that isn't even truthful is somehow wrong.
I guess that's the way the ad market is going, though. If you have enough money, you can say anything on television. I think that Conservatives (who have so much money, you know
) should pay for ads that tell how The Left is trying to control your life. Truly! They are trying to take your cigarettes away! Are you gonna let them? Or will you sit and say that you just can't make a difference?
These people are truly evil, and should be stopped at any cost....then their money should be appropriated by the government and used to provide low-cost housing for the Homeless.
Just my two cents...eat me if you don't like it...
M
;D
You've all seen the tv spots by now, right? If you watch any amount of television at all, you've seen these lame ads that show this little girl getting strapped into her car seat, then the windows rolling up as the "parental figure" lights up a cigarette and blows the smoke into their daughter's face...then the message says that you don't have to feel trapped by cigarette smoke and directs you to their limpy website.
Every time I see this ad, I hit the mute button. It just makes my blood boil. I mean, for one thing, having been a smoker for 15 years, I never saw ANY mother or father...no matter how many pack-a-day habit they had....smoking with the windows closed in the car. For all you non-smokers out there, I have news for you: To Smokers, it's all about routine. That's why it's so damn hard to quit! If you've always associated a nice smoke after an hour of fucking, then you're always gonna want a cigarette after you get laid. It doesn't stop there, though. We smokers don't stop there with our obsessive routines, no. For instance, when you're smoking in the car. The first thing you do is pull out a nice cancer stick...and relish the smell....mmmm. Pop that fugger in your mouth and roll your window down...just a crack, mind you, or the wind might blow your lighter out. THEN, you light that bitch up and close your eyes as your neurons start exploding...giving you that sensation that is as close to sex as you can legally get while driving down the road.
Did you notice the important part, though? The WINDOW GETS CRACKED. I don't care if you're George Burns...there isn't a smoker alive or dead who is going to sit around in a car full of smoke. Dope-smoke, yes. Cigarette smoke, hell no!
OK?! Now, here's the part that really puts the hair in the crack of my ass. These commercials aren't cheap, right? They are damn expensive. So, the way I see it...these stupid anti-smoking geeks have a lot of money, and are they providing food for the homeless? Are they helping to solve the social problems of this country? Fuck no! They're spending their ill-gotten gains on creating lies about tobacco and smokers. These lamer assmops are spending BILLIONS of dollars to tell smokers that they are inconsiderate dickheads. Well, some of us are...but to spend that much money on advertising that isn't even truthful is somehow wrong.
I guess that's the way the ad market is going, though. If you have enough money, you can say anything on television. I think that Conservatives (who have so much money, you know
) should pay for ads that tell how The Left is trying to control your life. Truly! They are trying to take your cigarettes away! Are you gonna let them? Or will you sit and say that you just can't make a difference?These people are truly evil, and should be stopped at any cost....then their money should be appropriated by the government and used to provide low-cost housing for the Homeless.
Just my two cents...eat me if you don't like it...
M