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Post by Dr Demented on Dec 18, 2005 20:09:12 GMT -5
I actually had a really hilarious idea last night about how I would get information out of one of these terrorists without really hurting them....hehehe...
This idea requires inventing a very powerful stun-gun that looks like an actual gun...maybe a Glock .45...I don't know if these exist or not, but it needs to look like a real gun.
You get this dumbshit in a room, put the gun on the table and tell him you want answers. Of course, this dickhead will tell you to fuck off...so acting enraged, you jump up and put the gun to his head and pull the trigger....instantly rendering him unconscious. He'll think you really shot him in the head.
Here's the hilarious part. While he's out cold, you either take him to a separate room that is already prepared for the next step, or maybe you have already prepared the room he's in with black-light sensitive paint or something like that. You'll also want big hidden speakers with some good subwoofers.
When he gains consciousness, it's important to have him in a darkened room...and you'll need some actors to play some really fun key parts...basically, you play on the fact that he thinks he's dead...and in hell. Fucked up music, fucked up vocal parts in his native language...you'll have him confessing to his "god" in no time at all.
I guess some people would call that torture...but I would call it good fun without anyone really getting hurt. I've done worse to people on acid before...
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