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Post by Dr Demented on Sept 10, 2004 13:13:50 GMT -5
...why are their ad campaigns so retarded? I've always hated their television commercials...they are endless fodder for funny remakes...and the recent one, "I'm loving it" campaign is no less inane...I get so sick of hearing it. They have succeeded in recognition, though...all you have to hear are the geeky sounds of "duhduhduh duh, duh..." and you know it's McDonalds...*cringe*
They even try to hit on every demographic with this campaign...diverse cocksmokers...they have an R&B version, an "indy" version, a Pop version and a nu-metal version...what I wanna see is the Death Metal version...lol...I can see it now...
Slow grinding death metal chord...DUHHHHHHDUHHHHHDUHHHHH...DEHDUHHHH! I'M HAAAAAAAAATTTIN' ITTTTTTTTT....while showing cattle decapitations...hehehe
and of course, leaping lucifers! You gotta have smiling satans jumping around while playing a death metal McDonald's commercial.
It's not enough for these idiots that they've served up fries and lard to almost everyone in the country...they are so locked in the societal consciousness of the entire WORLD that you can barely go down the street without seeing the great tits of america...
So, I ask myself, screaming in my head (and sometimes out loud) when I hear another inane MickeyDee's commercial...WHY!!!WHY!!! Why do they need to waste the money on commercials when everyone knows their name?
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Post by PounceWhisper on Sept 10, 2004 13:23:56 GMT -5
...Clowns scare me. Ronald mcDonald is no exception. *Shudder* I hate clowns. Hate them hate them hate them. I think death metal is fine keeping him the way he is....
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