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Post by Dr Demented on Sept 14, 2004 20:14:44 GMT -5
Here's my abridged version of the Dummycrat Platform: Point one: We need to spend a lot of time writing silly treatises, and kissing Europe's ass. After all, we hurt their feelings when we wrote the Declaration of Independence and wanted to govern ourselves. When it comes to finding terrorists and protecting ourselves, we'll spend years debating what to do, instead of taking action that somebody, somewhere, might find too rash. We'll work with the U.N., and make everybody in the world like us...because it's just no fun being disliked. We'll spend a LOT of time giving lip service to everyone, and promise them whatever they want, regardless of what they are for or against. Point two: We'll reform the economy, raise taxes and make you pay for everything from increased welfare to Kennedy's new backscrubber. We'll keep the poor and the minorities right where we want them: barefoot and pregnant. We'll educate them only so far as is useful to us. We'll tax everyone so much that with any luck, there won't be any rich people...except for us, of course. We'll have enough tax shelters and offshore accounts to hide the many kickbacks our Senate Bills have garnered from union reps and lobbyists. to be continued when I get done puking...
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