Post by Dr Demented on Sept 30, 2006 8:09:10 GMT -5
It's been awhile since I've written a truly hate-filled rant...and driving across the country in a big-rig hasn't increased my opinion of human beings. So, it was while driving through some hateful city that I began thanking God for abortion.
For the most part, I think that abortion is a woman's choice. It's her damn body and I sure as hell don't want the responsibility of telling her what to do with it. Where I draw the line is these damn "baby-factories" who don't know how to use contraception. I can understand a mistake or two, but if they're going for abortion number 5 in the past two years, I've got a problem with that.
Then I got to thinking...I do that from time to time. What if the Right To Lifers got their way? Jeezly-crow...we'd have tons of morons running around clogging up my already crowded streets, eating up all my food and having sex and making new morons to carry on their moron traditions! What the hell are these people thinking?
I remember hearing some young person ask "Why would God allow Abortion?"
Well, I think I have an answer. Because 6 out of every 10 children born will grow up to be assholes. God realizes that there are enough assholes in the world...and while mere accidents do weed out most of these morons before they breed, usually when they're playing with guns or knives or hot coffee...God just can't kill them all. Some do get lucky.
So, every time I see an idiot doing 45 miles an hour in the left lane of an interstate highway where the speed limit is 70, I thank God that there aren't 50 million more of these assmops begging my Freighliner to smash them into oblivion.
I thank God every day that we are civilized enough to allow abortions, because although 4 out of 10 might have been good people and could even have been geniuses...there were still 6 who were idiots...and those 6 would have mutated into 6 million. Haven't you ever noticed that idiots breed more than smart people? Smart people are the ones going to fertility clinics and spend years and thousands of dollars trying to have children. These poor bastards are jealous of the two-tooth morons who just pushed out their 8th kid in 7 years...who couldn't tell you what a rubber was if their life depended on it.
Unfortunately, I'm one of those poor bastards. I'm 35 today and still don't have any kids...not for lack of trying, mind you. I have plenty of practice with two ex-wives and thousands of ruined women across the country. A visit to the doctor told me that while I have a disturbingly active libido, there aren't enough of the little spermies being thrust forth...so my chances are lower...which means I can still have kids but it's tougher. In many instances, I can say that I'm glad that certain lovers weren't impregnated with my evil seed. However, there are many who I wish would have...the melding of our genetic material would have produced beautiful, intelligent offspring...what would you expect from an evil genius, the "bearer of light"?
But I digress...
For the most part, I think that abortion is a woman's choice. It's her damn body and I sure as hell don't want the responsibility of telling her what to do with it. Where I draw the line is these damn "baby-factories" who don't know how to use contraception. I can understand a mistake or two, but if they're going for abortion number 5 in the past two years, I've got a problem with that.
Then I got to thinking...I do that from time to time. What if the Right To Lifers got their way? Jeezly-crow...we'd have tons of morons running around clogging up my already crowded streets, eating up all my food and having sex and making new morons to carry on their moron traditions! What the hell are these people thinking?
I remember hearing some young person ask "Why would God allow Abortion?"
Well, I think I have an answer. Because 6 out of every 10 children born will grow up to be assholes. God realizes that there are enough assholes in the world...and while mere accidents do weed out most of these morons before they breed, usually when they're playing with guns or knives or hot coffee...God just can't kill them all. Some do get lucky.
So, every time I see an idiot doing 45 miles an hour in the left lane of an interstate highway where the speed limit is 70, I thank God that there aren't 50 million more of these assmops begging my Freighliner to smash them into oblivion.
I thank God every day that we are civilized enough to allow abortions, because although 4 out of 10 might have been good people and could even have been geniuses...there were still 6 who were idiots...and those 6 would have mutated into 6 million. Haven't you ever noticed that idiots breed more than smart people? Smart people are the ones going to fertility clinics and spend years and thousands of dollars trying to have children. These poor bastards are jealous of the two-tooth morons who just pushed out their 8th kid in 7 years...who couldn't tell you what a rubber was if their life depended on it.
Unfortunately, I'm one of those poor bastards. I'm 35 today and still don't have any kids...not for lack of trying, mind you. I have plenty of practice with two ex-wives and thousands of ruined women across the country. A visit to the doctor told me that while I have a disturbingly active libido, there aren't enough of the little spermies being thrust forth...so my chances are lower...which means I can still have kids but it's tougher. In many instances, I can say that I'm glad that certain lovers weren't impregnated with my evil seed. However, there are many who I wish would have...the melding of our genetic material would have produced beautiful, intelligent offspring...what would you expect from an evil genius, the "bearer of light"?
But I digress...
